Movie Movie Podcast

Hello Friends. It’s week 104. Here ends year two of Fake Movie Friday. Thank you everyone for the support over the last two years. If you’ve ever given me a title, I love you. If you’ve ever read one, I love you. Huge thanks to all the friends who have tried their hand at writing one over the last two years.Very special shout out to Russ and Andrew who wrote a ton of films and helped the site a great deal when we used to actually post here. Of course none of this would be possible without Tigs, writer of over 52 films, and who gave me more 7 or 8 brilliant titles to choose from almost every week of this second year. Check facebook for the maybe 20 other titles of his I didn’t use this week.

I got a ton of titles on Facebook this week. I’m skipping the ones that have already written themselves/have a built in plot/were jokes. That’s not what Fake Movie Friday is about. But thanks to all. I’m sorry if I didn’t get to your title.

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So close to glory. One week away from triumph. One more week of futility. Title comes from Tigs, the alpha to my omega, if those things are secret lovers.

Everlasting Never 

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I wrote an outline for this at my regional meeting today. The title that I was originally going to work from was Back and Forth, but I think it was one of my finer ideas to change it to this.

Black and Forthe

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I’m writing this on Thursday. I just asked Tigs (my moon and my stars) for a title and he got mad, and was hoping I would have forgotten and he could spring this on me tomorrow in NOLA. Well since my one supporter wishes me to forget then I think that means I can’t stop at 2 years. I must keep going!

Buck, Naked

We open with Dale in his office. He works as a real estate agent in a town just outside a big city. He looks bored at his desk. His boss calls him in and tells him that he’ll be taking a big listing from him. Dale is peeved, but keeps it together. his boss gives him a different listing. Somewhere a bit out of town by the woods. He leaves his bosses office and is chatted up by Christy, the secretary. He heads home early a bit upset. When he gets there he finds his girlfriend in bed with the neighbor. They fight and she leaves only to go next door and stay with him.

The next day he gets up and heads to the new listing. He cleans up a bit and such to get ready to show it. He opens the curtain to the sliding door leading to the backyards and in the woods catches a glimpse of a fully nude man walking by. He double takes and loses sight of him. He continues with his work and has a family come look at the house. He is showing them around and notices the naked man again. He does his best to keep the family from the windows. He is unsuccessful and the family leaves in disgust, not liking the neighborhood.

Dale heads out into the woods in search of the man. He finds a small camp set up and starts looking around. He turns to find the naked man, who turns out to be a super friendly laid back man named Buck. Buck lives in the woods away from society and doesn’t believe in clothes. Dale tries to get him to leave the area so he can sell the house but Buck is just to sweet and the two end up hanging out and talking. Dale tells Buck a bit about his recent problems and actually feels a bit better. Buck tells him that he’ll try his best to stay out of sight.

Later Dale answers his door to find his ex crying. She is trying to apologize and says she made a mistake. Dale is a bit sympathetic but is interrupted by the doorbell ringing. He opens it to find Buck, still naked. Dale is shocked as Buck walks past him into the house. Dale’s ex screams as Dale tries to explain what is happening. She gets weird and Buck is completely friendly and introduces himself.  He tell Dale that he got his address from the Real Estate company. Dale’s ex leaves. Buck feels bad but tells Dale that getting back together with her was a bad idea anyway. The two end up hanging out and having a good night.

Buck tells him all about how being nude can help you get a much better feel for your surroundings. Dale heads to the listing and takes off his clothes. He feels great and runs around the house making some minor adjustments to things and the house looks great. He ends up getting a family the next day to put in a offer. He heads home excited and sits around his house nude. He begins moving things around and someone knocks on the door. He answers it nude without thinking and is met with Christy. She gasps and he shuts the door, grabbing a robe, and apologizing. She was stopping by to bring him some paperwork for the house. He tells her a bit about Buck and they end up having a great time. She kisses him quickly before leaving.

The next day at work he gets into trouble for sitting in his office nude. His boss tells him he knows his girlfriend left but he needs to pull himself together. He tells Dale he’ll be taking over the house he just got a family to put a bid in on, a development is interested in the land and would be a bigger deal. Dale heads into the woods to hang with Buck, the both of them naked. They decide to start messing with Dale’s boss. They ruin the development deal being all around the area nude and Dale is fired. Buck tells the boss that he is fired. The boss is confused and it turns out Buck owns the house and all the land around it. He was interested in selling but now he has decided to keep it.  The boss turns in a huff and tells Christy to come with him. She instead takes her clothes off and joins Buck and Dale. We cut ahead and they all live in the house and surrounding woods. They have been joined by others in a small nudest group.

The End

Hey look! It’s week 100. I have so many people to thank. Not, really. Just Tigs, the Brando Moreau to my weird tiny dude. But anyway, as I’ve said, really more excited for 104, bringing me to 2 years of wasting my time and yours.

100 Knights

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So I’m not entirely sure what the nice gal at Pig Pile last night said. The title may or may not have had don’t. Whatever. Jaspers lost so life is meaningless. Been doing a lot of horror stuff lately and this just screams it.

Don’t Let Them In

We start at on old farm, the wind rustles and the corn starts moving in a strange way, like an unseen force is pushing through it. An old man stands by the door looking around though he sees nothing. He turns and walks back down the hall but hear’s a voice say ‘Help.’ He turns to see a small child in rags at the door. He lets the child in, and the wind pushes him back. The door is hard to close as if something is pushing from the other side. We cut to a wide shot of the house, the mans scream is heard, we cut to day time, the house looks decades older is in shambles.

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I can’t wait until I get to 2 years. Finally all my hard work will mean for something. Granted the something is a small sense of personal accomplishment and not the great feeling that comes with the knowledge that people read these. Cause no one does. Title from Tigs, who puts the Thomas in my Tank Engine.

Yellow #9

We open on a montage of animal testing. Mice, dogs, and Chimps being fed food with some chemical additive. A man in a suit comes in and tells the scientist they are ready to move on with the production plans. The scientist tries to resist but the man tells him they have seen no adverse effects in any of the animals. The scientist gives in and gets back to work. The camera pans around to the cages of the animals and one of the mice begins to twitch violently.

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I’m so happy to not be writing a romantic comedy. So let’s get this think started. Title comes from Tigs, the Yoko to my Paul.

The Candy Store at the End of the Road

A 50s-ish man sits in a chair in a dark living room, as only a bit of the morning light is coming in through the thick shades. He has a drink in his hand and his gun in the other. He looks at them both as the phone rings. He then flips his attention from drink to phone to gun. He puts them down and answers the phone. He says he’ll be right there. He walks to the door and puts on a jacket and as he turns to leave we see the back of it says Sheriff.

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Title from Tigs. Only one more week until Valentine’s Day and the end of this sappy crap. This is going to be a quick one. I fear I may not make it to 2 years.

College Radio

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