That headline is no Why-lander, so please, no applause. Let me be honest with you-
‘Piranha 3D’ was one of my favorite movies of 2010 and I could not be more excited for the sequel.
I know its stupid. It’s just gore, fuck jokes, and nudity.
But it doesn’t lie to me. ‘Piranha 3D’ didn’t try to present itself as a masterpiece. It didn’t say it was the funniest, most inventive, original, scariest, or anything but here’s a killer piranha movie. I hate when films like this have writer/directors who make out their film to be some ground-breaking referential homage parody grindhouse achievement.
The sequel, ‘Piranha 3DD’ (genius), opens this week. It is not playing anywhere in NYC. I could probably find someone in this city willing to perform sexual acts on me for the price of a NYC movie ticket. We aren’t above this film.
It may just be fish and tits, but they are my fish and tits.
This is Amercia at its finest
“I hard when films like this…” I guess we all know what was on your mind when you wrote this.
I was thinking that if anyone points out grammar mistakes in my posts I would murder them
<3
I really need to rewatch ‘Piranha 3D’, Ash and I saw it in a theater where there was only a teenage boy and his mother. That movie really needs to be seen with a lot of people, and as fun as I thought it would be to see it with the son and mother, it was just awkward.
AMERCIA. I FUCKING LOVE IT
I refuse to ever spell it the ‘classical’ way again.
It’s playing at the Palisades. Just in case anyone is interested…