Fish and Tits

That headline is no Why-lander, so please, no applause. Let me be honest with you-

‘Piranha 3D’ was one of my favorite movies of 2010 and I could not be more excited for the sequel.

I know its stupid. It’s just gore, fuck jokes, and nudity.

But it doesn’t lie to me. ‘Piranha 3D’ didn’t try to present itself as a masterpiece. It didn’t say it was the funniest, most inventive, original, scariest, or anything but here’s a killer piranha movie. I hate when films like this have writer/directors who make out their film to be some ground-breaking referential homage parody grindhouse achievement.

The sequel, ‘Piranha 3DD’ (genius), opens this week. It is not playing anywhere in NYC. I could probably find someone in this city willing to perform sexual acts on me for the price of a NYC movie ticket. We aren’t above this film.

It may just be fish and tits, but they are my fish and tits.

This is Amercia at its finest

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7 thoughts on “Fish and Tits

  1. Ashley says:

    “I hard when films like this…” I guess we all know what was on your mind when you wrote this.

  2. Dunn says:

    I really need to rewatch ‘Piranha 3D’, Ash and I saw it in a theater where there was only a teenage boy and his mother. That movie really needs to be seen with a lot of people, and as fun as I thought it would be to see it with the son and mother, it was just awkward.

  3. russ says:

    AMERCIA. I FUCKING LOVE IT

  4. johnnytigs says:

    It’s playing at the Palisades. Just in case anyone is interested…

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