Category Archives: Movie Movie Trailers

I Accidentally Smoked Cracked

I have been interested in this film for a while. I personally love Mary Elizabeth Winstead (‘Sky High’ for life). Also Aaron Paul is the best.

I really hope this movie is better than the trailer.

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Quartet Means Four!

It’s amazing how with a good script and talented actors a film about a string quartet can look more interesting than 90% of films released this year.

I’m interested and hope for MANY music puns.

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A Trail of Blood Crumbs

We finally get a look at ‘Hansel and Gretal: Witch Hunters.’

And there is no reason to be excited/happy/ or even interested. This movie has been sitting on a shelf for a while and is now seeing the light of day now that the Jeremy Renaissance is at full power.

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Seems Like A Fake Movie Friday, But It’s Not

I just watched the trailer for the newest Liam Hemsworth romantic drama, and everything about this screams, b.s., but it’s a legitimately real movie.  This seems like someone read a Nicholas Sparks book and thought they could do better.

It might be the worst movie of the year.

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Michael Shannon is The Iceman

This is Michael Shannon’s penance.  After being in that awful turd Premium Rush, he’s back to remind us that he’s a legitimately great actor.  In The Iceman, Michael Shannon plays a contract killer with a code.  This feels like a role he was born to play.  Even more awesome, is that the cast (Winona Ryder, Chris Evans, Ray Liotta, James Franco) looks like it’s having fun.  Anyway it’s based on a true story and looks awesome.

Check it:

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Less Is More: Natalie’s Lose Lose Trailer

(At least) Half of this 1 minute and 2 second long trailer is just a blank screen, with either a woman screaming for help behind darkness or a Saw-esque phone conversation. Natalie’s Lose Lose, Eric Williford’s first foray into directing, looks to be a torture-porn/kidnapping story, also not unlike Saw. There was no gore to speak of in the trailer, so who knows what the final product will be. I don’t know how I feel about this movie yet, honestly. It looks interesting but also a bit tired. Some of the scenes seem a bit more stylized than your typical gore-fest, which is always a welcome change of pace. But the simplicity of this trailer is what sells me on it. I dreamed about a trailer similar to this (for a Fake Movie Friday I’ve done recently) and the sparse nature of this trailer has completely sold me.

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Stallone is Back! Bullet To The Head Trailer

First we post a new Schwarzenegger action movie trailer, and now theres a new Stallone trailer.  It’s like these guys can’t exist without the other.

Anyway the trailer for Bullet to the Head has everything: Partners being murdered, awful puns, Stallone shirtless, Sung Kang from Fast Five, a Dothraki warrior from Game of Thrones, Walter Hill directing, Kid Rockian rock music, and old song to symbolize how old Stallone is, and a FUCKING AXE FIGHT!

Sign me up:

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10 Years Trailer

Maybe it’s my Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt love but this trailer really peaked my interest. Some sappy sap, but over all I’m in. Thoughts?

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Arnold said “I’ll Be Back” and Now He’s Back!

This is the first Arnold Schwarzenegger starring film since 2003’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.  Arnold stars in The Last Stand as a Sheriff looking to protect his California border town from a drug cartel looking to advance north from Mexico.  Peter Stormare is one of the bad guys. This is gonna be awesome.

Trailer here:

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Seven Psychopaths Trailer

Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Tom Waits, and Woody Harrelson in a movie together.  Directed by Martin McDonagh (In Bruges).  This is going to be awesome.

Check it:

 

We need more Colin Farrell like this, and less Colin Farrell like Total Recall

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