Category Archives: Movie Movie Trailers

Retro-it Ralph

This is fun. ‘Wreck-it Ralph’ premieres November 2nd, expect us first in line.

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Truly A Good Day

Was not expecting this today. Just a day after we see the first official picture we get a quick cut teaser here with Bruce Willis phoning in a line at the end.

BUT I AM SO EXCITED!

I’m incredibly in. I really get the feeling that we will be seeing a younger Gruber descendent as the villain here. Probably a son of one of them. OR BOTH?!? Some weird Billy Crystal/Robin Williams ‘Father’s Day’ thing going on.

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Wait?! The Lone Ranger is in this Tonto movie?

Not surprising, this trailer milks Johnny Depp for all he’s worth. It milks Gore Verbinski and the Pirate films. The first 20+ seconds is just about the companies that made this film. This is an AD. This is hardly a trailer for this bloated budget of a film.

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The Guilt Trip! The Punniest Title of 2013!

This movie has some potential. The chemistry between Streisand and Rogen is fun. The Grand Canyon scene was funny in a great conversational way the rest of the film needs to be. It also could be a huge pile of shit. Who knows!?

It really feels that there will be a red band trailer for this film. Mostly not mentioning the product makes it seem like there is some dirty stuff in this film, also it’s Rogen.

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Brave Cavemen

Watch the first minute of this trailer and tell me it doesn’t feel like ‘Brave’, even before you see the girl has red hair too. Then it gets a bit interesting with it’s visuals. Dreamworks Animation has had a ton of animation success lately, but this just isn’t hitting me. Thoughts?

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Parker is Parker For the First time

Donald Westlake wrote many novels about the character Parker under the psyedonym Richard Stark. Now that I’ve gotten that bit of useless info out of the way, let’s talk about the movie.
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Movie 43 Red Band Trailer. NSFW

Movie 43 is a comedy anthology film coming out this January.  The trailer, gives off the impression that this was done on the shoestringiest of budgets, almost spoof-like,  but with the talent attached to this film it has to be 18128182 times better than anything those Epic/Disaster Movie, Vampire’s Suck, Meet The Spartans assholes come up with.

From the trailer I saw: Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, Emma Stone, Kieran Culkin, Terrence Howard, Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Liev Schreiber, Elizabeth Banks, Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Richard Gere, Chloe Grace Moretz, Kate Bosworth, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jack McBrayer, and JB Smoove.  I’m probably missing one or two, but christ that’s an impressive grouping of people who seem to have no problem being in a raunchy comedy.

Check it:

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A Frakking Good Time!

This trailer is pretty great all the way up until the last line. At which point this whole trailer is turned to shit. Directed by Gus Van Sant, co-written by Matt Damon and John Krasinski, based on a story by David Eggers. All this good will goes down the drain with it’s overly cheesy trailer ending verbal emotion punch.

Hopefully Frances McDormand knocks this out of the park like she does with everything. Also there is something about Rosemarie DeWitt I just love.

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Early Spring Oscarbait: 42 Trailer

I can’t believe a Jackie Robinson movie hasn’t been made yet.  I feel like I’ve seen this film already, but it still looks good.  Smart move opening it right before baseball season, and getting a top draw (formerly) actor like Harrison Ford to co-star in it next to a relative unknown.  This movie should do very well and cost not a whole lot.

Only issue I have with the trailer is that ever prevailing idea of having modern music in old timey films.  I hate it.

But the movie looks legit:

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Great Expectations Joke

Jokes about the title of ‘Great Expectations’ are entirely too easy. Also as easy is making adaptations of the story because we have ANOTHER film coming out soon. This one directed by Mike Newell whose last three movies are the funniest collection of disjointed work ‘Harry Potter 4’, ‘Love in the Time of Cholera’, and ‘Prince of Persia.’

Film versions in ’34 and ’46.
Made for TV movies in ’54,’69, and ’67
Back to film in ’74, ’89,’98,and ’99
Finally another BBC version in 2011.

This is COMPLETELY necessary.

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