Category Archives: Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: The Morning After

Greeting friends! I don’t have a ton to say right now so let’s get right to it. Title comes from Tigs, who puts my Cat in a Hat

The Morning After

We open with a helicopter shot looking down on a small cabin. At a high speed we have a single car drive up, the lights coming on, someone skinny dipping in the lake behind it, a few more cars showing up, a party, some people leaving, a mysterious figure entering, people being chased, people being killed, a car crashing, a car driving into the lake, and finally as the run is rising a 4 people running from the burning house. Cut to title card.

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Fake Movie Friday: Yellow #9

I can’t wait until I get to 2 years. Finally all my hard work will mean for something. Granted the something is a small sense of personal accomplishment and not the great feeling that comes with the knowledge that people read these. Cause no one does. Title from Tigs, who puts the Thomas in my Tank Engine.

Yellow #9

We open on a montage of animal testing. Mice, dogs, and Chimps being fed food with some chemical additive. A man in a suit comes in and tells the scientist they are ready to move on with the production plans. The scientist tries to resist but the man tells him they have seen no adverse effects in any of the animals. The scientist gives in and gets back to work. The camera pans around to the cages of the animals and one of the mice begins to twitch violently.

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Fake Movie Friday: The Candy Store at the End of the Road

I’m so happy to not be writing a romantic comedy. So let’s get this think started. Title comes from Tigs, the Yoko to my Paul.

The Candy Store at the End of the Road

A 50s-ish man sits in a chair in a dark living room, as only a bit of the morning light is coming in through the thick shades. He has a drink in his hand and his gun in the other. He looks at them both as the phone rings. He then flips his attention from drink to phone to gun. He puts them down and answers the phone. He says he’ll be right there. He walks to the door and puts on a jacket and as he turns to leave we see the back of it says Sheriff.

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Fake Movie Friday Submissions- Adam: Can’t Decide, Say Yes

I finally did it! To get an idea for a title, I did what Tigs and I usually do to come up with website or song title ideas, I opened iTunes and clicked shuffle all, random, and then combined the titles of the next two tracks. First track I got was Black Flag’s “Can’t Decide,” and the second was, I shit you not, “Say Yes” by Elliott Smith. So from Evelyn’s 13,000 songs on this computer, I say that’s pretty weird. So I decided to write a weird movie. Here it is. Not sure if you’ll have fun reading it, but I had a fucking blast writing it the last hour.

Can’t Decide, Say Yes

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Fake Movie Friday: Who Let You Touch Pamela Anderson?

So I completely forgot the title the Goggins’ gave at Pig Pile last night. I asked him and he wasn’t even sure of the actual wording so we settled on this. Here we go!

Who Let You Touch Pamela Anderson?

Movie begins with our main character, Brad, sitting in an interrogation room. He’s handcuffed to a desk looking scared. A detective enters the room sits down on the other side of the table. He flips through a file and sips his coffee. Brad looks uncomfortable in the silence. The detective closes the files and looks up and asks “Who let you touch Pamela Anderson?”

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Fake Movie Friday: Be Mine, Frankenstein

Today is Valentine’s Day. In celebration I’m going to see the Lego Movie with Alex and Tigs. I’ve already seen it. This is my day. Here is my final  love story film in celebration of February. title from everyone’s Valentine, Tigs.

Be Mine, Frankenstein

The movie starts with the famous scene from all Frankenstein movies. It’s black and white and a man is working in his lab hoisting a gurney up to the sky light. Lighting strikes and he lowers it. The body on the table moves. He screams it’s alive. The camera pulls back and we see that this is on a TV and sitting on the couch is a teenage kid with a party hat. His parents sit on either side of him. His mother is crying. He says “Do we really have to watch this every year on my birthday?”

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Fake Movie Friday: College Radio

Title from Tigs. Only one more week until Valentine’s Day and the end of this sappy crap. This is going to be a quick one. I fear I may not make it to 2 years.

College Radio

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Fake Movie Friday: Poor Old Man

I completely forgot that today was Friday again. I’m watching the episode of The Simpsons where Burns loses all his money and starts recycling with Lisa. Burns said this at one point.

Poor Old Man

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Fake Movie Friday: Dear Crossing

For the first time ever I present to you a movie written in a car! On the way to Evelyn’s for the weekend, Brian suggested this title and Ashley said it needed to be spelt with an A, and my response was “Way ahead of you.”

Dear Crossing

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Fake Movie Friday: Man Before Time

Last night was Pig Pile 50! What a glorious occasion. I believe the local papers said FUN NIGHT HAD BY ALL. Title comes from Adam and I’m having a hard time coming up with an idea. It’s week 90, Only 12 more until 2 years!

Man Before Time

A man is standing at an almost  full chalkboard. He gazes at it pondering the calculations with chalk all over his jacket. A woman enters. She apologizes for intruded and they talk a bit. He’s awkward and shy while she is more forward. Laura tells Samuel all about her writing/philosophy major and questions him about his theoretical physics work. He tells her about his theories on time travel. She laughs at first but sees the passion in his eyes. She warns him to be careful and not mess up history, about mistakenly eliminating species or even creating religions.

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