Monthly Archives: October 2012

This Week in Bullshit Romantic Comedies

Ever since Katherine Heigl stopped being commercially viable, it feels like we’ve had a lack of incredibly unrealistic romantic comedies. Don’t worry though, kindly reader, Anne Hathaway has decided she no longer wants to be taken seriously as an actress.

The Ice Planet Hath has signed on for ‘The Low Self-Esteem of Lizzie Gillespie’ and no it is not a Disney Channel series. The film co-written by current I-can’t-figure-out-how-IT-girl Mindy Kaling centers on woman whose low self-esteem has her only dating losers.

Get ready for the gorgeous Anne Hathaway having trouble finding a boyfriend!

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Peanuts Up Next to be Ruined By Hollywood

A feature length ‘Peanuts’ film is in the works for 2015. This may sound like fantastic news but let’s think for a second.
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Retro-it Ralph

This is fun. ‘Wreck-it Ralph’ premieres November 2nd, expect us first in line.

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Expendabras Casting Part 1

It is my hope of hopes that the term Expendabras becomes a term that people use for the upcoming female version of ‘The Expendables.’ There are so many rumors circling around this film.

It was announced very early on that ‘Haywire’ and former MMA star Gina Carano is in. Our newest addition is ‘Battlestar Galactica’ tough gal Katee Sackhoff will be joining her.

Fun move here. She has a lot of nerdy fans that will follow her into the theater. She plays tough girl really well, but can’t also act at an emotional level that Carano can’t.

Very excited to hear more about this film.

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Ms. Marvel in Avengers 2 To Be Played By…

Either Ruth Wilson or Emily Blunt.

Either way they decide to go on this one I’m into for Avengers 2.  Carol Danvers being brought into the Cinematic Marvel Universe is nothing short of brilliant.  I, like many others, feel like she’s the woman who Phil Coulson dated, so bringing her in for that reason makes sense.  The fact that she is one of the better female characters in the Marvel U and they are going the cosmic route for the next set of films, this makes sense.  The fact that they are pretty much only looking at English actresses, because they are better at acting also makes sense.

Emily Blunt I think is the safer choice, but slightly more expensive choice.  I think she could play this role well.  She was originally set to play Black Widow, but had to drop out of the role due to scheduling conflicts.  She can play an american very well (see: Looper), and she’s not so recognizable that you’ll associate her with other films.  She can BE Carol Danvers.

Ruth Wilson I think is the better choice.  Marvel likes to hire their actors on a shoestring pay scale, but wrap them into multi-film deals, which would likely work better for Wilson than Blunt.  She’s already the female lead in The Lone Ranger, another Disney film, which despite being a mess of a production, I’m going to see.  She’s purely MAGNETIC in Luther.  She plays the best female character on tv, this side of Homeland.  She’s unusually gorgeous, and I feel like she would greatly fit the mold of awesomely strong, funny, smart female characters that Whedon writes.

I honestly don’t care which way they go, because I’m so happy Danvers/Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel is going to brought into the fold.  I hope it’s Wilson though.

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Fake Movie Friday: Presence

Alright this week is crazy with work so let’s just see what comes off the top of my head for the most part. I’m listening to the song ‘Presence’ by The Men on repeat. All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or any actual events is purely coincidental.

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Fake Movie Friday: Hungry Hungry Hippos

So based on the success of Battleship, Hasbro has been actively trying to get more of their properties onto the big screen. One of them being is Hungry Hungry Hippos, which is currently described as being actively in the works. So let’s shit this out before them. This will of course be an animated feature.

Hungry Hungry Hippos

We open on a family of Hippos (off to a great start!).
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Fake Movie Friday – Mother of God

I wanted to make a stupid family drama so I started with a relatively well-worn road trip father/son premise.

Mother of God

Mother of God stars Freddie Highmore as Sam, the son of a Priest and a Nun respectively played by Ewan McGregor, and Jennifer Garner.

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Truly A Good Day

Was not expecting this today. Just a day after we see the first official picture we get a quick cut teaser here with Bruce Willis phoning in a line at the end.

BUT I AM SO EXCITED!

I’m incredibly in. I really get the feeling that we will be seeing a younger Gruber descendent as the villain here. Probably a son of one of them. OR BOTH?!? Some weird Billy Crystal/Robin Williams ‘Father’s Day’ thing going on.

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Wait?! The Lone Ranger is in this Tonto movie?

Not surprising, this trailer milks Johnny Depp for all he’s worth. It milks Gore Verbinski and the Pirate films. The first 20+ seconds is just about the companies that made this film. This is an AD. This is hardly a trailer for this bloated budget of a film.

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